Satirical piece presenting fictional Trump commentary with heavy mockery. While clearly labeled satire, the piece uses loaded characterizations ("aging president whose hand is regularly slathered in concealer") and presents poll results with clear editorial slant. The article treats conservative criticism as inherently ridiculous and celebrates the "humiliation" in the headline. This represents advocacy journalism using satire as vehicle, with sustained contempt for Trump throughout.
“The American people believe that a Spanish-speaking Puerto Rican singer is more representative of the United States than an aging president whose hand is regularly slathered in concealer.”
“Those who consider themselves independents are even more adamant that Trump is less representative of America than the rapper.”


